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"Das Phantasieren Von Eine Verrückter"
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*NEWS FLASH* - November 2003 marks the 6th Anniversary of R.O.A.M. - Hooray 4 Me!
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Whenever possible, I try to ...and you should try it too!
Today's date isn't 04/20/2003, and the Current time could be 4:20 pm,
...but it isn't, so get over it!
WHERE I AM (approximately) IN SPACE-TIME:
  • Summer '03 ~ ??? Going to Alaska: MAYBE
  • 6/28/03 ~ The Wedding of the CENTURY
    Congratulations Jason & Sarah!!!
  • Autumn '03 ~ A little roadtrip to the Southwest
    • Last updated on 7/6/2003 at 11:01:05 AM PDT
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